All you do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in….
I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it…
I’ve learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes,
after that you’d better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others,
they are more screwed up than you think…
I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting
even long after you think you’re finished.
I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.
I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something is not working in the house,
one of the kids did it.
I’ve learned that people you care most about in life are taken away from us too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away…